Quote #28774
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #23828
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28982
It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
Quote #32917
Generally students are the best vehicles for passing on ideas, for their thoughts are...
Quote #22998
It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
Quote #13516
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.
Quote #28187
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #10534
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...