Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the...
Quote #22004
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #30167
The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular...
Quote #21377
Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions...
Quote #30759
What I still ask for daily – for life as long as I have...
Quote #18723
Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #28767
Concern should drive us into action, not into a depression.