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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are...
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
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Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...