Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #10912
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #240
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #23441
The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
Quote #14603
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #25971
What is important-what lasts-in another language is not what is said but what is...
Quote #23684
Tolerance is another word for indifference.