Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28337 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Oscar W. Firkins Quote #19994 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Leon Trotsky Quote #10302 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Wendell Phillips Quote #7297 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.
Oriental Proverb Quote #3817 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Becky Rodenbeck Quote #431 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
Alfred E. Neuman (probably William Gaines), MAD Magazine Quote #11921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Ernest Hemingway Quote #17051 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Alexander Graham Bell Quote #11354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.