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You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its...
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
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Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
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True is it that we have seen better days.
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… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
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When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I...