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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
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It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you...
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The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
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Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it.