Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #19901
The main failure of education is that it has not prepared people to comprehend...
Quote #3629
Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
Quote #25323
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #17319
I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
Quote #15940
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...