Quote #4039
Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them...
Quote #2249
The gods too are fond of a joke
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #2255
The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as...
Quote #34037
Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #3145
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any...
Quote #22128
Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth,...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #942
We believe he wanted to win in the worst way.