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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have...
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
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Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
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A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
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There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
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A university’s essential character is that of being a center of free inquiry and...
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Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...