Quote #8808
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
Quote #16780
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #9346
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
Quote #20087
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
Quote #12101
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Quote #9511
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment, to be called...
Quote #22640
Everything you’ve learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you...