Quote #25317
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #2932
You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Quote #9556
Humility is not disgraceful, and carries no loss of true pride.
Quote #20850
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
Quote #17239
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in...
Quote #21846
Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #5622
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.