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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he...
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #10051
Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them.
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World...
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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
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He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #23937
Fiat justitia et pereat mundus.Let justice be done, though the world perish.
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After the verb ‘to Love,’ ‘to Help’ is the most beautiful verb in the...
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...