Quote #29782
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #29631
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
Quote #16098
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
Quote #32122
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #23754
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #24162
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #33275
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
Quote #7145
There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.