Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #10624
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Quote #8112
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad...
Quote #10676
I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better...
Quote #25201
Art is a man’s nature nature is God’s art.
Quote #4330
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #8004
Courage mounteth with occasion.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #3555
I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries...