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The end of man is knowledge but there’s one thing he can’t know. He...
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
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Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.
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It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
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The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can...
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #26456
Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of...