Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #22440
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #27599
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #32220
To a historian libraries are food, shelter, and even muse.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #24426
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #34694
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.