Quote #3356
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #17993
The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Quote #740
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you...
Quote #22218
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.
Quote #9073
Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #2948
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...
Quote #11756
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...