Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #7748
The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later...
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #7947
Men generally believe what they wish.
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #33162
No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.