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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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When you strike at a king, you must kill him.
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‘Whom are you’ he asked, for he had attended business college.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
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The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the...
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I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
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Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness...