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You are… the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...
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The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
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He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar...
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When one has nothing left to lose one becomes courageous. We are timid only...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.