Quote #34878
I’d rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror...
Quote #30064
A man’s true wealth is the good he does in the world.
Quote #7798
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #12162
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.