Quote #1004
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #1731
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
Quote #30393
There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. … For the...
Quote #806
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #14986
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own...
Quote #11321
As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.
Quote #9122
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...