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While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.
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To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you...