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You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various...
Quote #769
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Quote #14094
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
Quote #27865
As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the...
Quote #23774
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in...
Quote #27401
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer...
Quote #886
When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of...
Quote #8142
Never let a stain from the past put a mark on your future.