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No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you’ve conquered human nature.
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old,...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There’s some spooky shit goin’...
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Hell is God’s great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity...
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I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in...
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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.