Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #24697
Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
Quote #33638
The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
Quote #585
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #10999
The way I see it if you want the rainbow you gotta put up...
Quote #20738
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote #22549
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
Quote #10797
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to...