Quote #3592
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #637
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #18500
Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat long is the...
Quote #7723
Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
Quote #12587
Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.
Quote #33556
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #33761
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.