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People care more about being thought to have taste than about being good, clever,...
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Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones;...
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The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Only the little people pay taxes.
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Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
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Good timber does not grow with ease the stronger the wind, the stronger the...
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #15495
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.