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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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Teaching is more difficult than learning because what teaching calls for is this: to...
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Would I had phrases that are not known, utterances that are strange, in new...
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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
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We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...