Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #2135
Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.
Quote #22948
It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.
Quote #1142
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
Quote #16659
From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every...
Quote #28128
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #29491
Some of the most rewarding and beautiful moments of a friendship happen in the...
Quote #6197
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...