Quote #30085
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
Quote #3886
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #11463
Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
Quote #4277
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.