Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #21865
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #12250
You either have to be first, best or different.
Quote #27134
Better than power over all the earth, better than going to heaven and better...
Quote #33581
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #32693
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #55
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as...