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Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and...
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Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn’t mean you are wiser...
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I would fain die a dry death.
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Do what you can with what you have, where you are.
Quote #15681
A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.