Quote #6270
Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
Quote #32570
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #34840
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
Quote #5710
Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #31149
As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
Quote #20958
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Quote #3439
Goodnight
Quote #22674
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.