Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
Quote #31368
We were not sent into this world to do anything into which we can...
Quote #13826
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself...
Quote #748
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure where your treasure, there your heart...
Quote #29956
No man ever quite believes in any other man.