Quote #28111
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #18345
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
Quote #1038
Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #9703
I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
Quote #12352
Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings.
Quote #5410
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #10993
I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.