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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #15964
The only atheism is the denial of truth.
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Confidence is a plant of slow growth; especially in an aged bosom.
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In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...
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Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start...
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Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.