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As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for...
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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Nothing is stronger than habit.
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Every morning is a fresh beginning. Every day is the world made new. Today...
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #23846
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #3846
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.