Quote #2119
Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #12569
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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It is not righteousness to outrage A brave man dead, not even though you...
Quote #13660
All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #16364
A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...