Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #12831
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #26822
Let’s drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven...
Quote #28495
Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. … The average...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6529
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #17125
There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Quote #7374
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...