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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
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It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...