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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Kiss the hand of him who can renounce what he has publicly taught, when...
Quote #17407
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #23972
‘Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
Quote #14135
As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for...