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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one...
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
Quote #4972
Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the...
Quote #24775
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...