Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #6132
Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour.
Quote #17892
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #24370
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #23617
…a sword never kills anybody it’s a tool in the killer’s hand. From Ad...
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
Quote #9739
He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return.