Quote #18857
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
Quote #8479
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he...
Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #28341
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #10317
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government...
Quote #8226
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the worst poverty of all.
Quote #3900
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...