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Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
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We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...
Quote #6994
It is a true saying that “One falsehood leads easily to another”.
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Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
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A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
Quote #27048
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.