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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so...
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Rejoicing is clearly a spiritual command. To ignore it, I need to remind you,...
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There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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If peace is equated simply with the absence of war, it can become abject...
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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Outside show is a poor substitution for inner worth.
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...