Quote #18997
The absence of war is not peace.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #5483
Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
Quote #27157
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
Quote #17947
Philosophy is the science which considers truth.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and...
Quote #292
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #15603
An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.