Quote #726
Never judge a book by its movie.
Quote #23100
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little...
Quote #32449
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
Quote #13304
Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?
Quote #28417
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Quote #5300
Necessity knows no law.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #24361
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...